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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, August 1, 1891

Volume 101 — MOTH-EATEN.

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Moth-eaten.
Moth-eaten.

It is a stifling night; I sit With windows open wide; And the fragrance of the rose is blown And also the musk outside, There's plenty of room for the moths out there In the cool and pleasant gloom; And yet these mad insectual beasts Will swarm into my room. I've thrown so many things at him, And thrown them all so hard; There goes the sofa-cushion; that Missed him by half a yard. My hot tears rain; my young heart breaks To see him dodging thus; It is not right for him to be So coy—so devious. As I sit by my duplex lamp, And write, and write, and write; They come and drown in the blue-black ink, Or fry themselves in the light. They pop, and drop, and flop, and hop, Like catherine-wheels at play; And die in pain down the back of my neck In a most repulsive way. There's a brown moth on the ceiling. He Makes slow and bumpy rounds; Then stops and sucks the whitewash off— He must have eaten pounds. He's only waiting for his chance To take me unaware, And then the brute will drop, and make His death-bed in my hair. Why do they do it? Why—ah! why? The dews of night are damp, But the place to dry one's self is not The chimney of a lamp. And sultriness engenders thirst, But the best, the blue-black ink, Cannot be satisfactory Regarded as a drink. They are so very many, and I am so very few— They are so hard to hit, and so Elusive to pursue— That in the garden I will wait Until the dawning light, Until the moths all go by day Where I wish they'd go by night.

SPEECHES TO BE LIVED DOWN—IF POSSIBLE!
SPEECHES TO BE LIVED DOWN—IF POSSIBLE!

SPEECHES TO BE LIVED DOWN—IF POSSIBLE!

Sympathetic Lady Guest. "DON'T BE UNHAPPY ABOUT THE RAIN, DEAR MRS. BOUNDERSON—IT WILL SOON BE OVER, AND YOUR GARDEN WILL BE LOVELIER THAN EVER!"

Little Mrs. Goldmore Bounderson (who is giving her first Garden Party). "YES; BUT I'M AFRAID IT WILL KEEP MY MOST DESIRABLE GUESTS FROM COMING!"

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