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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 24, 1914

"SIR BAT-EARS."

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Sir Bat-ears was a dog of birth And bred in Aberdeen, But he favoured not his noble kin And so his lot is mean, And Sir Bat-ears sits by the almshouses On the stones with grass between. Under the ancient archway His pleasure is to wait Between the two stone pineapples That flank the weathered gate; And old, old alms-persons go by, All rusty, bent and black, "Good day, good day, Sir Bat-ears!" They say and stroke his back. And old, old alms-persons go by, Shaking and well-nigh dead, "Good night, good night, Sir Bat-ears!" They say and pat his head. So courted and considered He sits out hour by hour, Benignant in the sunshine And prudent in the shower. (Nay, stoutly can he stand a storm And stiffly breast the rain, That rising when the cloud is gone He leaves a circle of dry stone Whereon to sit again.) A dozen little door-steps Under the arch are seen, A dozen aged alms-persons To keep them bright and clean; Two wrinkled hands to scour each step With a square of yellow stone— But print-marks of Sir Bat-ears' paws Bespeckle every one. And little eats an alms-person, But, though his board be bare, There never lacks a bone of the best To be Sir Bat-ears' share. Mendicant muzzle and shrewd nose, He quests from door to door; Their grace they say—his shadow gray Is instant on the floor, Humblest of all the dogs there be, A pensioner of the poor.

Illustration from Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 24, 1914

Harold (who has had the worst of an argument with his father). "All right, then, you don't get those six strokes I was going to give you this afternoon."

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