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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, April 1, 1914

Volume 146 — OLD CHINA.

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Little Wun-lee's father, Nang-Poo, Let her do just what she wanted to do; Made her processions with peacocky banners In the most regal and lavish of manners. Little Wun-lee's father, Nang-Poo, Was a magician who lived at Foo-choo. Now if you possess a magician of cunning Nothing you want should be out of the running. Little Wun-lee had all sorts of things— Fly-away carpets and vanishing-rings, Djinn as her footmen, and gem-spraying fountains, And lovely snow-leopards from ghost-haunted mountains. Little Wun-lee, combing her hair, Saw a blue butterfly float through the air— Saw a blue butterfly flicker and settle On an azalea's rosy pink petal. Little Wun-lee said: "By the Mings, That for your fly-away carpets and rings! Peacocks and palanquins? Powers and dominions? I'll have a pair of blue butterfly's pinions!" "Little Wun-lee," answered Nang Poo, "That's the one trick no magician can do; Never did wizard of land, air or water Magic blue wings on a little white daughter." Little Wun-lee, dainty and dear, Cried for a day and a week and a year— Cried till she died of a Thwarted Ambition, And nobody cared but Nang-Poo, the magician. Little Wun-lee, little Wun-lee, He buried her 'neath the azalea tree; And the burnished blue butterflies flicker and hover, And the rosy pink petals fall lightly above her.

A Bloodthirsty Critic.

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Mother.
Mother.

First Sportsman (on the way home after dinner). "Hi! look out where you're going!"

Second Sportsman. "Look out yourself! You're driving, aren't you?"

First Sportsman. "No, I thought you were."

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