A SIMPLE DEFINITION.
Reading edition
Master Johnny Bull. "MONROE DOCTRINE! WHAT IS THE 'MONROE DOCTRINE'?"
Master Jonathan. "WA-AL—GUESS IT'S THAT EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE BE-LONGS TO US!"

A NICE DISTINCTION.
Porter. "Train's awa, Man. Ye should hae ran faster."
Passenger. "Ran faster! Dod, 'a ran fast eneugh, but 'a should ha'e startit sooner."