Volume 107 — THE END OF THE OPERA SEASON.
Reading edition
Solo and Chorus.
The Opera time began in May, And ended but last Saturday. We hope it has been made to pay Chorus. Augustus Druriolanus! Solo. Not in the days of Mario Was there an Impresario, Arranger of scenario, Who knew so "where he are!" he o- peratical campaign can plan With sure success! no better man For operatic venture than Chorus (in unison). Augustus Druriolanus!
All.
The Opera time, &c. (as above).
Maxim for Cyclists.—"Try-cycle before you Buy-cycle."

THE PARLIAMENTARY SWIMMING BATH.
(A Seasonable Suggestion.)
"It is proposed to establish Baths at the Houses of Parliament for the use of Members."—Daily Press.

REAL ENJOYMENT.
Non-Golfer (middle-aged, rather stout, who would like to play, and has been recommended it as healthy and amusing). "Well, I cannot see where the Excitement comes in in this Game!"
Caddie. "Eh, mon, there's more Swearing used over Golf than any other Game! D'ye no ca' that Excitement?"