UNCLE SAM
Reading edition
NOTHING DOING
Imperial Dachshund. "Here I've been sitting up and doing tricks for the best part of seven weeks, and you take no more notice of me than if——"
Uncle Sam. "Cut it out!"
September 23, 1914.
AS BETWEEN FRIENDS
British Lion. "Please don't look at me like that, Sam. YOU'RE not the eagle I'm up against."
January 6, 1915.
A BRAZEN BAND
Imperial Conductor. "Stick to it, Tirpitz; keep on melting their hearts!"
March 31, 1915.
REJECTED ADDRESSES
Kaiser (to America). "Perhaps it was right to dissemble your love; But why did you kick me downstairs?"
April 21, 1915.
THE RESOURCEFUL LOVER
Teuton Troubadour (serenading the fair Columbia). "If she won't listen to my love-songs, I'll try her with a brick!"
February 17, 1915.