MEERSCHAUM.

Come to me, O my meerschaum, For the vile street organs play; And the torture they're inflicting Will vanish quite away. I open my study window And into the twilight peer, And my anxious eyes are watching For the man with my evening beer. In one hand is the shining pewter, All amber the ale doth glow; In t'other are long "churchwardens," As spotless and pure as snow. Ah! what would the world be to us Tobaccoless?—Fearful bore! We should dread the day after to-morrow Worse than the day before. As the elephant's trunk to the creature, Is the pipe to the man, I trow; Useful and meditative As the cud to the peaceful cow. So to the world is smoking; Through that we feel, with bliss That, whatever worlds come after, A jolly old world is this. Come to me, O my meerschaum, And whisper to me here, If you like me better than coffee, Than grog, or the bitter beer. Oh! what are our biggest winnings, If peaceful content we miss? Though fortune may give us an innings She seldom conveys us bliss. You're better than all the fortunes That ever were made or broke; For a penny will always fill And buy me content with a smoke.

I like cigars Beneath the stars, Upon the waters blue. To laugh and float While rocks the boat Upon the waves,—Don't you? To rest the oar And float to shore,— While soft the moonbeams shine,— To laugh and joke, And idly smoke; I think is quite divine.