"WELL, IF I EVER! LOOK WHERE YOUR SHOULDERS COME!" . . . . . . . . . Frontispiece
"BY GORRY!" EXPLODES IRA AS HE GETS HIS FIRST GLIMPSE
SISTER HAS LANDED A SMACK ON HIS JAW
BELIEVE ME, IT WAS SOME ARTISTIC MAKEUP!
"AH, FLUTTER BY, IDLE ONE!" SAYS I
THEN MY ARM MUST HAVE SLIPPED—AND THE SIDE CLINCH WA'N'T DISTURBED
WE WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDST OF PRACTISIN' THE SIDEWISE DIP, WHEN WHO SHOULD SHOW UP BUT THE HAPPY BRIDEGROOM!
WE WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDST Of THE SCRIMMAGE WHEN IN WALKS VEE
ON WITH TORCHY