Caught on the Fly.
Reading edition
Some one's contrariness is responsible for nine-tenths of life's tragedies.
Popularity is an ice-box where men are preserved in cold storage against the fickle mob's changes in temperature.
When you board the train of life for the city of happiness, don't let Conductor Sorrow ring the bell and drop you off at the wrong station. Check your baggage through, and don't use the sleeping-car too much.