Other Books of OLIVER HERFORD
Reading edition
POEMS AND VERSES
ARTFUL ANTICS
THE BASHFUL EARTHQUAKE AND OTHER FABLES AND VERSES
ALPHABET OF CELEBRITIES
OVERHEARD IN A GARDEN
RUBAIYAT OF A PERSIAN KITTEN
THE FAIRY GOD-MOTHER-IN-LAW
KITTEN’S GARDEN OF VERSES
THE LAUGHING WILLOW
THE HERFORD ÆSOP
ANIMAL BOOKS
A CHILD’S PRIMER OF NATURAL HISTORY
MORE ANIMALS
JINGLE JUNGLES
SATIRICAL
THE ASTONISHING TALE OF A PEN AND INK PUPPET
SIMPLE GEOGRAPHY
THE MYTHOLOGICAL ZOO
CONFESSIONS OF A CARICATURIST
THIS GIDDY GLOBE
IN COLLABORATION
With John Cecil Clay
HEARTICULTURE
CUPID’S FAIR WEATHER BOOK
CUPID’S ENCYCLOPEDIA
HAPPY DAYS
With Cleveland Moffett
THE BISHOP’S PURSE
With Ethel Watts Mumford
CYNIC’S CALENDAR
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BY OLIVER HERFORD

NEW YORK GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
COPYRIGHT, 1922, BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY

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PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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On board S.S. Carmania Lat. 50° N., Long. 30° W.
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