ON A SPLENDUD MATCH
Reading edition
[On the night of the marraige of the foregoin' couple, which shall be nameless here, these lines was ca'mly dashed off in the albun of the happy bride whilse the shivver-ree was goin' on outside the residence.]
He was warned against the womern— She was warned aginst the man.— And ef that won't make a weddin', W'y, they's nothin' else that can!