THE COOK'S REBUKE

James went to the door of the kitchen and said, "Cook, give me this moment, some honey and bread; Then fetch me a glass or a cup of good beer. Why, Cook, you don't stir, and I'm sure you must hear!" "Indeed, Master James," was the Cook's right reply, "To answer such language I feel rather shy; I hear you quite plainly, but wait till you choose To civilly ask, when I shall not refuse." What a pity young boys should indulge in this way, Whilst knowing so well what is proper to say; As if civil words, in a well-manner'd tone, Were learn'd to be us'd in the parlour alone!