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Some Elegant Extracts from the Private Correspondence of Lady Viola Drumcree, the Fatherless Daughter of Feodorovna, Countess of Chertsey
BY
ARTHUR M. BINSTEAD
Otherwise known as "PITCHER" of the Pink 'Un
SANDS & CO. EDINBURGH: 13 BANK STREET LONDON: 23 BEDFORD STREET, STRAND, W.C, 1905
"'Everyone does it,' is the excuse made by all. Our public standard of morality, our code of honour, our national pride, seem to be gradually wiped out."
—THE LADY TATTON SYKES.
"The girl of the Twentieth Century, even if she smokes a cigarette and talks slang, seems to me an infinitely more capable being than her grandmother was."
—THE COUNTESS OF WARWICK.
"Many insects are in a state of maturity thirty minutes after their birth, and at seventy minutes begin to put their grandsires through their facings."
—ZOOLOGICAL GARDENS NOTE.
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