Literary Lapses
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1. My Financial Career2. Lord Oxhead's Secret3. Boarding-House Geometry4. The Awful Fate of Melpomenus Jones5. A Christmas Letter6. How to Make a Million Dollars7. How to Live to be 2008. How to Avoid Getting Married9. How to be a Doctor10. The New Food11. A New Pathology12. The Poet Answered13. The Force of Statistics14. Men Who have Shaved Me15. Getting the Thread of It16. Telling His Faults17. Winter Pastimes18. Number Fifty-Six19. Aristocratic Education20. The Conjurer's Revenge21. Hints to Travellers22. A Manual of Education23. Hoodoo McFiggin's Christmas24. The Life of John Smith25. On Collecting Things26. Society Chit-Chat27. Insurance up to Date28. Borrowing a Match29. A Lesson in Fiction30. Helping the Armenians31. A Study in Still Life.—The Country Hotel32. An Experiment With Policeman Hogan33. The Passing of the Poet34. Self-made Men35. A Model Dialogue36. Back to the Bush37. Reflections on Riding38. Saloonio39. Half-hours with the Poets40. PART I41. PART II42. PART III43. A, B, and C44. Acknowledgments