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Lippincott's Magazine of Popular Literature and Science, Volume 17, No. 100, April, 1876

THE SING-SONG OF MALY COE.1

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THE SING-SONG OF MALY COE.1

In he city of Whampo'

Maly talkee with the cook:

But China-woman talkee bosh.

Bym'by Maly gettee so

And askee, "Mister Coe at home?"

He servant go to opee door,

"Is Mister Coe, my dear, at home?"

And Maly answer velly tlue,

He olo father, still as mouse,

To hearee girley talkee so;

And say, "Dear child, may I inquire

Which form of faith you most admire?"

And Maly answer he request:

"My like Chinee Joss-pidgin best:

"Afóng, our olo cook down stairs,

"An' then my gettee nicey-new

In bu'ful boots that makee noise."

Tear come in he gentleum eyes,

For 'glectin' little Maly so.

An' Mister Coe feel velly sore,

So go an' scoldy comprador;

And worsey állo-állo pain,

Maly go Boston homo 'gain:

Nor talk with cook and comprador.

MORAL PIDGIN.

If Boston girley be let go,

She sartin sure to b'lieve in Fô,

And the next piecee of her plan

And nevee talkee with the cook:

You make so-fashion, first you know

CHARLES G. LELAND.

Notes in this chapter

Note 1 · Footnote 1: (return) "The Ballad of Mary Coe."Note 2 · Footnote 2: (return) Joss-pidgin-man, clergyman.Note 3 · Footnote 3: (return) Missionary.Note 4 · Footnote 4: (return) Had a female child.Note 5 · Footnote 5: (return) Leadee or leedee, read.Note 6 · Footnote 6: (return) Olo, old.Note 7 · Footnote 7: (return) Talkee Josh (or Joss), converses on religion.Note 8 · Footnote 8: (return) Pidgin-English, the patois spoken in China, meaning business-English, pigeon being the ordinary Chinese pronunciation oNote 9 · Footnote 9: (return) Solly, sorry.Note 10 · Footnote 10: (return) Leason, reason.Note 11 · Footnote 11: (return) Flin, friend.Note 12 · Footnote 12: (return) Flom, from.Note 13 · Footnote 13: (return) Lun, run.Note 14 · Footnote 14: (return) Chop-chop, fast.Note 15 · Footnote 15: (return) Stlanger, stranger.Note 16 · Footnote 16: (return) "I think it can't be done"—i.e., "You cannot see him."Note 17 · Footnote 17: (return) Chin-chin Joss top-sidey house, he is praying up stairs.Note 18 · Footnote 18: (return) Devotion.Note 19 · Footnote 19: (return) Fan-kwai, foreigner; lit. "foreign devil."Note 20 · Footnote 20: (return) Galów, galáw or galá, a meaningless word, but much used.Note 21 · Footnote 21: (return) Kwan-wán, a Chinese female divinity represented with a babe in her arms.Note 22 · Footnote 22: (return) Joss-stick, a stick composed of fragrant gum, etc., burnt as incense.Note 23 · Footnote 23: (return) Prayers.Note 24 · Footnote 24: (return) Chin-chin Fô, worship Buddha.Note 25 · Footnote 25: (return) Chinese women believe that by frequent repetition of a prayer to Fô they can secure the privilege of being born again Note 26 · Footnote 26: (return) Dacket, jacket.Note 27 · Footnote 27: (return) Allo, all.Note 28 · Footnote 28: (return) Lise, rise.Note 29 · Footnote 29: (return) Wailo, run, go.Note 30 · Footnote 30: (return) Horror.Note 31 · Footnote 31: (return) Run.Note 32 · Footnote 32: (return) Fire-crackers.Note 33 · Footnote 33: (return) Run round.Note 34 · Footnote 34: (return) Children.Note 35 · Footnote 35: (return) Scrape.Note 36 · Live Joss-pidgin-man2 name Coe:Note 37 · Mister Coe he missionaly,3Note 38 · Catchee one cow-chilo4, Maly.Note 39 · Father-man he leadee5 book,Note 40 · Good olo6 father talkee Josh,7Note 41 · She only Pidgin-English know,8Note 42 · And father-man he solly9 seeNote 43 · She thinkee leason10 like Chinee.Note 44 · One day some flin11 flom12 Boston comeNote 45 · But Maly lun13 chop-chop14 before.Note 46 · An' stlanger15 say when in he come,Note 47 · "My thinkee this tim no can do."16Note 48 · Chin-chin Joss topsidey house:17Note 49 · Allo tim he make Joss-pidgin,18Note 50 · What you Fan-kwai19 callee 'ligion.Note 51 · He gentleum much stare galow20Note 52 · My love Kwan-wán21 with chilo neat,Note 53 · And Joss-stick22 smellee velly sweet."Note 54 · Make teachee Maly Chinee players:23Note 55 · Say, if my chin-chin Fô24—oh joy!—Note 56 · Nex time my born, my bornee boy!"25Note 57 · A ittle dacket26—towsers too—AndNote 58 · And lun about with allo27 boys,Note 59 · And then he anger 'gin to lise:28Note 60 · He wailo29 scoldee Mister CoeNote 61 · An' comprador, with hollor30 shook,Note 62 · Lun31 downy stairs and beatee cook.Note 63 · No filee-clackers32 any more,Note 64 · Is to lun lound33 and act like man.Note 65 · So, little chilos,34 mind you look,Note 66 · You catchee sclape,35 like Maly Coe.
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