ILLUSTRATIONS
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“Therefor I entertain him to beer-ceremony at saloon of Hon. Strunsky, Irish patriot” Frontispiece
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“‘Good morning, Mr. Emperor,’ say Hon. Ambassador” 58
“‘Would they fit me perhaps?’ I ask for vanity” 72
“‘Why all this yall about, unless of mania?’ I require to know from Hon. Police” 82
“When Hon. Operator seen my telegraf he say: ‘What language is them wrote in?’” 100
“‘But China!! such eye-pain of nations’” 102
“O banzai! whirr of angry rages from engine” 110
“Loyal Sons of some fairish land parading under banner of the Nice Old Party with placards to show how harmonious they feel” 120
“There I meet Motor Man who ... suffocate me with international courtesy” 150
“‘I have a developed chest already,’ snuggest Hon. Taft” 208
“They should not make groups around him with scissors to cut away souvenirs from him” 224
“‘I require to leave message for Cousin Charley at Washington’” 246
“‘O! Sweethearted Mrs. Madam, I enjoy a brainache this morning, thank you’” 312
“‘Do not hide your light under a bushel basket,’ are smart quotation for me” 326
“‘All of them persons is related to each other in some way and another—some by proxy, some by regret’” 340
“Obi Obi and the Willy Sparrow” 344