All Dentists Go To Heaven
Reading edition
(Written for Dr. Richard Morris, Evansville, Ind.)
I don't like dentists, because they hurt me With horrid bad pinchers as sharp as can be. They pick at my teeth and scratch in my head Until I begin to wish I were dead. But I read in the paper (so I suppose it's so) That all of the dentists to Heaven will go, Because they are needed away up there To make gold crowns for the angels fair.