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Hilaria. The Festive Board

CATASTROPHE.

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The captain drew his sword, and stood To bear ’gainst all the brunt, sir, And said—I mount not guard in rear, But always in the front, sir; He turn’d ’em one by one down stairs, And shew’d the cook his ’tarse, sir, While with his sword, as she pass’d by, He pink’d her in the a-se, sir.

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