THE LONG-EARED BAT.
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A long-eared bat Went to buy a hat. Said the hatter, "I've none that will do, Unless with the shears I shorten your ears, Which might be unpleasant to you." The long-eared bat Was so mad at that He flew over lands and seas, Till in Paris (renowned For its fashions) he found A hat that he wore with great ease.
Another Sagacious Dog.—In No. 11 of Harper's Young People a story was told of a sagacious newspaper dog. Having read this, a Western editor sends the following story of his dog, in which he says: "My dog is a beautiful Gordon setter, and has been so well trained that while the carrier is delivering papers on one side of the street, Bob, the dog, delivers on the other. He receives his papers folded, half a dozen at a time, and going to the first place, lays the whole bundle down, and then picks it up, all but one, and so on till they are all gone."
HIS FIRST VALENTINE.
Chorus or Envious Rivals. "Oho! Jimmy Dobbs is in Love!"