Introductory material
Reading edition
FASHION! Lovely Dame! Pledge in sparkling wine! Let us add her name To the Muses’ nine!
THOUGH the lovely Nin All should pass away Why should Woman pine, If but Fashion stay?
THO’ the Muses’ lore Molder on the shelf, Still may She adore In Fashion’s glass—Herself.
To The Typewriter
Here’s to the Typewriter! Health to her type! Whether blond or brunette Or budding or ripe. If she be the right type Be she buxom or slight, When she doesn’t type wrong She is sure to typewrite.
