Fantastic Fables
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1. Front matter2. The Moral Principle and the Material Interest . . .3. The Crimson Candle4. The Blotted Escutcheon and the Soiled Ermine5. The Ingenious Patriot6. Two Kings7. An Officer and a Thug8. The Conscientious Official9. How Leisure Came10. The Moral Sentiment11. The Politicians12. The Thoughtful Warden13. The Treasury and the Arms14. The Christian Serpent15. The Broom of the Temple16. The Critics17. The Foolish Woman18. Father and Son19. The Discontented Malefactor20. A Call to Quit21. The Man and the Lightning22. The Lassoed Bear23. The Ineffective Rooter24. A Protagonist of Silver25. The Holy Deacon26. A Hasty Settlement27. The Wooden Guns28. The Reform School Board29. The Poet’s Doom30. The Noser and the Note31. The Cat and the King32. The Literary Astronomer33. The Lion and the Rattlesnake34. The Man with No Enemies35. The Alderman and the Raccoon36. The Flying-Machine37. The Angel’s Tear38. The City of Political Distinction39. The Party Over There40. The Poetess of Reform41. The Unchanged Diplomatist42. An Invitation43. The Ashes of Madame Blavatsky44. The Opossum of the Future45. The Life-Savers46. The Australian Grasshopper47. The Pavior48. The Tried Assassin49. The Bumbo of Jiam50. The Two Poets51. The Thistles upon the Grave52. The Shadow of the Leader53. The Sagacious Rat54. The Member and the Soap55. Alarm and Pride56. A Causeway57. Two in Trouble58. The Witch’s Steed59. The All Dog60. The Farmer’s Friend61. Physicians Two62. The Overlooked Factor63. A Racial Parallel64. The Honest Cadi65. The Kangaroo and the Zebra66. A Matter of Method67. The Man of Principle68. The Returned Californian69. The Compassionate Physician70. Two of the Damned71. The Austere Governor72. Religions of Error73. The Penitent Elector74. The Tail of the Sphinx75. A Prophet of Evil76. The Crew of the Life-boat77. A Treaty of Peace78. The Nightside of Character79. The Faithful Cashier80. The Circular Clew81. The Devoted Widow82. The Hardy Patriots83. The Humble Peasant84. The Various Delegation85. The No Case86. A Harmless Visitor87. The Judge and the Rash Act88. The Prerogative of Might89. An Inflated Ambition90. Rejected Services91. The Power of the Scalawag92. At Large—One Temper93. The Seeker and the Sought94. His Fly-Speck Majesty95. The Pugilist’s Diet96. The Old Man and the Pupil97. The Deceased and his Heirs98. The Politicians and the Plunder99. The Man and the Wart100. The Divided Delegation101. A Forfeited Right102. Revenge103. An Optimist104. A Valuable Suggestion105. Two Footpads106. Equipped for Service107. The Basking Cyclone108. At the Pole109. The Optimist and the Cynic110. The Poet and the Editor111. The Taken Hand112. An Unspeakable Imbecile113. A Needful War114. The Mine Owner and the Jackass115. The Dog and the Physician116. The Party Manager and the Gentleman117. The Legislator and the Citizen118. The Rainmaker119. The Citizen and the Snakes120. Fortune and the Fabulist121. A Smiling Idol122. Philosophers Three123. The Boneless King124. Uncalculating Zeal125. A Transposition126. The Honest Citizen127. A Creaking Tail128. Wasted Sweets129. Six and One130. The Sportsman and the Squirrel131. The Fogy and the Sheik132. At Heaven’s Gate133. The Catted Anarchist134. The Honourable Member135. The Expatriated Boss136. An Inadequate Fee137. The Judge and the Plaintiff138. The Return of the Representative139. A Statesman140. Two Dogs141. Three Recruits142. The Mirror143. Saint and Sinner144. An Antidote145. A Weary Echo146. The Ingenious Blackmailer147. A Talisman148. The Ancient Order149. A Fatal Disorder150. The Massacre151. A Ship and a Man152. Congress and the People153. The Justice and His Accuser154. The Highwayman and the Traveller155. The Policeman and the Citizen156. The Writer and the Tramps157. Two Politicians158. The Fugitive Office159. The Tyrant Frog160. The Eligible Son-in-Law161. The Statesman and the Horse162. An Ærophobe163. The Thrift of Strength164. The Good Government165. The Life Saver166. The Man and the Bird167. From the Minutes168. Three of a Kind169. The Fabulist and the Animals170. A Revivalist Revived171. The Debaters172. Two of the Pious173. The Desperate Object174. The Appropriate Memorial175. A Needless Labour176. A Flourishing Industry177. The Self-Made Monkey178. The Patriot and the Banker179. The Mourning Brothers180. The Disinterested Arbiter181. The Thief and the Honest Man182. The Dutiful Son183. AESOPUS EMENDATUS184. OLD SAWS WITH NEW TEETH CERTAIN ANCIENT FABLES APPLIED TO THE LIFE OF OUR TIMES