MAGGIE MULDOON

O DOWN at Milpitas there was an old hag Who drove to town with a bobtail nag. She rattled along in a rickety rig, With a red bandana to cover her wig.

When a wheel came off and she tumbled ka-flop, She hobbled away to the blacksmith shop; And the blacksmith said: “O Maggie Muldoon, If you’ll dance me a breakdown I’ll sing you a tune!”