Front matter
Reading edition
A number of typographical errors (punctuation, reversal and duplication of letters on words, etc.) in the original have been corrected. (etext-transcriber's note.)
“SERVICE OUR MISSION.” (Graduating Class Motto)
WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON, Jr.,
As a hustling agent delivering his popular book, which (by making the saddest person laugh, the jolliest person cry and the most thoughtless person think), is selling itself like buckwheat cakes and sausage steaming-hot some frosty morn or cool refreshing ice cream when the sun is very warm.
