Part 1 — Part I., p. 2 [our p. 195.] A Puritan of late. (continued 2)
Reading edition
“Since the Sons of the Muses grew num’rous and loud, For th’ appeasing so factious and clam’rous a crowd, Apollo thought fit in so weighty a cause, T’ establish a government, leader, and laws,” &c.
Assembled near Parnassus, Dryden, Etherege, Wycherley, Shadwell, Nat Lee, Settle, Otway, Crowne, Mrs. Aphra Behn, Rawlins, Tom D’Urfey, and Betterton, are in the other verses sketched with point and vivacity; but in malicious satire. It was probably written in 1677. Clever as are these two later “Sessions,” they do not equal Suckling’s, in genial spirit and unforced cheerfulness.
We need not here linger over the whimsical Trial of Tom D’Urfey and Tom Brown (who squabbled between themselves, by the bye), in a still later “Sessions of the Poets Holden at the foot of Parnassus Hill, July the 9th, 1696: London, printed for E. Whitlock, near Stationers’ Hall, 1696”:—a mirthful squib, which does not lay claim to be called poetry. Nor need we do more than mention “A Trip to Parnassus; or, the Judgment of Apollo on Dramatic Authors and Performers. A Poem. London, 1788”—which deals with the two George Colmans, Macklin, Macnally, Lewis, &c. Coming to our own century, it is enough to particularize Leigh Hunt’s “Feast of the Poets;” printed in his “Reflector,” December, 1811, and afterwards much altered, generally with improvement (especially in the exclusion of the spiteful attack on Walter Scott). It begins—“’Tother day as Apollo sat pitching his darts,” &c. In 1837 Leigh Hunt wrote another such versical review, viz., “Blue-Stocking Revels; or, The Feast of the Violets.” This was on the numerous “poetesses,” but it cannot be deemed successful. Far superior to it is the clever and interesting “Fable for Critics,” since written by James Russell Lowell in America.
Both as regards its own merit, and as being the parent of many others (none of which has surpassed, or even equalled it), Sir John Suckling’s “Sessions of Poets” must always remain famous. We have not space remaining at command to annotate it with the fulness it deserves.

ADDITIONS AND CORRECTIONS.
The type-ornaments in Choyce Drollery reprint are merely substitutes for the ruder originals, and are not in fac-simile, as were the Initial Letters on pages 5 and 7 of our Merry Drollery, Compleat reprint.
Page 42, line 6, “a Lockeram Band:” Lockram, a cheap sort of linen, see J. O. Halliwell’s valuable Dictionary of Archaic and Provincial Words, p. 525, edit. 1874. To this, and to the same author’s 1876 edition of Archdeacon Nares Glossary, we refer readers for other words.
Page 73-77, 297, Marchpine, or Marchpane, biscuits often made in fantastic figures of birds or flowers, of sweetened almonds, &c. Scettuall, or Setiwall, the Garden Valerian. Bausons, i.e. badgers. Cockers; boots. Verse fifth omitted from Choyce Drollery, runs:—
“Her features all as fresh above, As is the grass that grows by Dove, And lythe as lass of Kent; Her skin as soft as Lemster wool, As white as snow on Peakish Hull, Or Swan that swims in Trent.”
A few typographical errors crept into sheet G (owing to an accident in the Editor’s final collation with original). P. 81, line 2, read Blacke; line 20, Shaft; p. 85, line 3, Unlesse; p. 86, line 5, Physitian; line 17, that Lawyer’s; p. 87, line 9, That wil stick to the Laws; p. 88, line 8, O that’s a companion; p. 90, first line, basenesse; line 23, nature; p. 91, line 13, add a comma after the word blot; p. 94, line 13, Scepter; p. 96, line 10, Of this; p. 97, line 15, For feare; p. 99, line 6, add a comma; p. 100, line 13, finde. These are all single-letter misprints.
Page 269, line 14, for encreasing, read encreaseth; and end line 28 with a comma.
I. H. in line 35, are the initials of the author, “Iohn Higins.”
Page 270, line 9, add the words—“It is by Sir Wm. Davenant, and entitled ‘The Dying Lover.’”
Page 275, penultimate line, read Poet-Beadle. P. 277, l. 17, for 1698 read 1598.
Page 281, line 20, for liveth, read lives; claime.
Page 289, after line 35, add—“Page 45, ‘As I went to Totnam.’ This is given with the music, in Tom D’Urfey’s Pills to purge Melancholy, p. 180, of 1700 and 1719 (vol. iv.) editions; beginning ‘As I came from Tottingham.’ The tune is named ‘Abroad as I was walking.’ Page 52, He that a Tinker; Music by Dr. Jn. Wilson.”
Page 330, after line 10, add—“Fly, boy, fly: Music by Simon Ives, in Playford’s Select Ayres, 1659, p. 90.”
The date of “The Zealous Puritan,” M. D. C., p. 95, was 1639. “He that intends,” &c., Ibid., p. 342, is the Vituperium Uxoris, by John Cleveland, written before 1658 (Poems, 1661, p. 169).
“Love should take no wrong,” in Westminster-Drollery, 1671, i. 90, dates back seventy years, to 1601: with music by Robert Jones, in his Second Book of Songs, Song 5.
Introduction to Merry Drollery (our second volume) p. xxii. lines 20, 21. Since writing the above, we have had the pleasure of reading the excellent “Memoir of Barbara, Duchess of Cleveland,” and the “Althorp Memoirs,” by G. Steinman Steinman, Esq., F. S. A., (printed for Private Circulation, 1871, 1869); by the former work, p. 22, we are led to discredit Mrs. Jameson’s assertion that the night of May 29, 1660, was spent by Charles II. in the house of Sir Samuel Morland at Vauxhall. “This knight and friend of the King’s may have had a residence in the parish of Lambeth before the Restoration, but as he was an Under Secretary of State at the time, it is more probable that he lived in London; and as he did not obtain from the Crown a lease of Vauxhall mansion and grounds until April 19, 1675, the foundations of a very improbable story, whoever originated it, are considerably shaken.” Mr. Steinman inclines to believe the real place of meeting was Whitehall. He has given a list of Charles II.’s male companions in the Court at Bruges, with short biographies, in the Archæologia, xxxv. pp. 335-349. We knew not of this list when writing our Introduction to Choyce Drollery.

The Phœnix (emblematical of the Restoration) is adapted from Spenser’s Works, 1611.

TABLE OF FIRST LINES In “Merry Drollery,” 1661, 1670, 1691 (Now first added.)
[The Songs and Poems peculiar to the first edition, 1661 (having been afterwards omitted), are here distinguished by being printed in Roman type. They are all contained in the present volume. Those that were added, in the later editions only, have no number attached to them in our first column of pages, viz. for 1661. The third edition, in 1691, was no more than a re-issue of the 1670 edition, with a fresh title-page to disguise it, in pretence of novelty (see p. 345, ante). The outside column refers to our Reprint of the “Drolleries;” but where the middle column is blank, as shewing the song was not repeated in 1670 and 1691, our Reprint-page belongs to the present volume. The “Reserved Pieces,” given only in Supplement, bear the letter “R” (for the extra sheet, signed R*).—Ed.]
First Lines. [In Editions] 1661 1670 1875
A Brewer may be a Burgess ii. 70 252 252
A fig for Care, why should we 217 217
A Fox, a Fox, up gallants 29 38 38
A Maiden of late, whose name 160 170 170
A Pox on the Jaylor, and on his 289 289
A Puritan of late 2 195
A Session was held the other day 68 72 72
A Story strange I will you tell ii. 12 200 200
A young man of late 27 201
A young man that’s in love 34 42 42
A young man walking all alone 32 204
After so many sad mishaps 112 118 118
After the pains of a desperate Lover 171 171
Ah, ah, come see what’s 30 40 40
All in the Land of Essex 48 56 56
Am I mad, O noble Festus? ii. 50 234 234
Amarillis told her swain 8 10
Among the Purifidian sect ii. 103 243
Are you grown so melancholy? ii. 101 286 286
Aske me no more why there appears 62 70 70
Bacchus I am, come from 61 69 69
Be merry in sorrow 1b 6 8
Be not thou so foolish nice 61 69 69
Blind Fortune, if thou want’st 163 172 172
Bring forth your Cunny-skins ii. 8 196 196
But since it was lately enacted ii. 24 212 212
Call for the Master, oh, this 9 11
Call George again, boy ii. 118 304 304
Calm was the evening, and clear 220 220
Calm was the evening, and clear 292 292
Cast your caps and cares aside 87 92 92
Come, Drawer, and fill us about ii. 80 263 263
Come, Drawer, some wine ii. 29 237
Come, Drawer, turn about the b. ii. 86 268 268
Come, Drawer, come, fill us ii. 3 190 190
Come, faith, let’s frolick ii. 65 246 246
Come, hither, my own sweet ii. 106 247
Come, Imp Royal, come away ii. 45 231 231
Come, Jack, let’s drink a pot of Ale 45 52 52
Come, let us drink, the time invites 93 97 97
Come, let’s purge our brains 114 121 121
Come, my dainty Doxies, my Dove ii. 44 230 230
Come, my Daphne, come away 86 91 91
Come, my delicate, bonny sweet 23 34 34
Cook Laurel would needs have ii. 26 214 14
Discoveries of late have been ii. 33 Rf
Doctors, lay by your irkesome 41 48 48
Fair Lady, for your New Year’s ii. 81 Rn
Fetch me Ben Johnson’s scull 293 293
From Essex Anabaptist Laws ii. 38 241
From hunger and cold, who lives ii. 9 197 197
From Mahomet and Paganisme 164 174 174
From the fair Lavinian shore 291 291
From what you call’t Town 191 182 182
Full forty times over I have, &c. ii. 61 Ri
Gather your rosebuds while ii. 11 199 199
Go, you tame Gallants ii. 57 242 242
God bless my good Lord Bishop 166 176 176
Good Lord, what a pass is this 75 79 79
Had she not care enough 211 211
Hang Chastity! it is 88 220
Have you observed the Wench ii. 141 332 332
He is a fond Lover, that doateth ii. 62 Rl
He that a happy life would lead ii. 147 339 339
He that intends to take a wife ii. 153 342 342
Heard you not lately of a man 169 180 180
Here’s a health unto his Majesty 212 212
Hey, ho, have at all! 168 Re
Hold, quaff no more ii. 19 210 210
How happy is the Prisoner 101 107 107
How poor is his spirit ii. 48 232 232
I am a bonny Scot, Sir 119 127 127
I am a Rogue, and a stout one ii. 16 204 204
I came unto a Puritan to woo 73 77 77
I doat, I doat, but am a sot ii. 53 237 237
I dreamt my Love lay in her bed 11 197
I have reason to fly thee ii. 97 281 281
I have the fairest Non-perel ii. 99 283 283
I loved a maid—she loved not me ii. 151 Rp
I marvel, Dick, that having been 46 54 54
I mean to speak of England’s 85 218
I met with the Divel in the shape 103 109 109
I pray thee, Drunkard, get thee ii. 119 306 306
I tell thee, Kit, where I have been 317 317
I went from England into France 64 213
If any one do want a House ii. 64 Rm
If any so wise is, that Sack ii. 157 348 348
If every woman were served in her 80 85 85
If none be offended with the scent ii. 77 259 259
If that you will hear of a ditty ii. 149 253
If thou wilt know how to chuse 21 32 32
If you will give ear ii. 46 Rg
I’ll go no more to the Old Exchange 126 134 134
I’ll sing you a sonnet, that ne’er 66 66
I’ll tell thee, Dick, where I have 97 101 101
I’ll tell you a story, that never w. t. 123 131 131
In Eighty-eight, e’er I was born 77 82 82
In the merry month of May 99 99
It chanced not long ago, as I was ii. 82 264 264
It was a man, and a jolly old man 95 222
Ladies, I do here present you ii. 55 240 240
Lay by your pleading, Law 118 125 125
Lay by your pleading, Love lies a ii. 4 191 191
Let dogs and divels die 31 41 41
Let Souldiers fight for praise ii. 31 218 218
Let the Trumpet sound ii. 142 333 333
Let’s call, and drink the cellar dry 130 138 138
Listen, lordings, to my story ii. 32 240
Mine own sweet honey bird 153 Rc
My bretheren all attend 91 95 95
My Lodging is on the cold ground 290 290
My Masters, give audience ii. 91 275 275
My Mistris is a shittle-cock 51 60 60
My Mistris is in Musick 154 163 163
My Mistris, whom in heart 107 113 113
Nay, out upon this fooling 79 84 84
Nay, prithee, don’t fly me 25 36 36
Ne’er trouble thy self at the times 219 219
Nick Culpepper and William Lilly 56 190
No man Love’s fiery passion ii. 1 187 187
No sooner were the doubtful people ii. 58 243 243
Now, gentlemen, if you will hear 18 29 29
Now I am married, Sir John ii. 96 280 280
Now, I confess, I am in love 1 5 7
Now Lambert’s sunk, and gallant 12 198
Now thanks to the Powers below 156 166 166
Now that the Spring has filled ii. 110 296 296
Now we are met in a knot ii. 138 328 328
O that I could by any Chymick ii. 31 239
O the wily, wily Fox ii. 114 300 300
Of all the Crafts that I do know 7 17 17
Of all the rare juices 178 178
Of all the Recreations, which 146 146
Of all the Sciences beneath the Sun ii. 129 319 319
Of all the Sports the world doth ii. 111 296 296
Of all the Trades that ever I see ii. 40 225 225
Of an old Souldier of the Queen’s 20 31 31
Oliver, Oliver, take up thy Crown ii. 72 254 254
Once was I sad, till I grew to be 2b 10 12
Pox take you, Mistris, I’ll be gone ii. 118 304 304
Pray, why should any man ii. 87 270 270
Riding to London, in Dunstable 14 200
Room for a Gamester ii. 10 197 197
Room for the best Poets heroick! 96 100 100
Saw you not Pierce the piper ii. 124 312 312
She lay all naked in her bed ii. 115 300 300
She lay up to the navel bare ii. 116 Ro
She that will eat her breakfast ii. 120 308 308
Shew a room, shew a room ii. 145 337 337
Sir Eglamore, that valiant knight ii. 75 257 257
Some Christian people all give ear 81 87 87
Some wives are good, and some 302 302
Stay, shut the gate! ii. 18 207 207
Sublimest discretions have club’d 287 287
The Aphorisms of Galen ii. 94 277 277
The best of Poets write of F. 141 153 153
The Hunt is up, the Hunt is up 20 30 30
The Proctors are two, and no more 105 111 111
The Spring is coming on 40 47 47
The thirsty Earth drinks up 22 22
The Turk in linnen wraps 13 25 25
The Wise Men were but seven 232 232
The World’s a bubble, and the life 104 110 110
There dwelt a Maid in the C. g. 37 46 46
There is a certain idle kind of cr. 140 152 152
There was a jovial Tinker 17 27 27
There was a Lady in this land 134 223
There was an old man had an acre 44 52 52
There was three birds that built 139 Ra
There was three Cooks in C ii. 129 318 318
There’s a lusty liquor which 132 140 140
There’s many a blinking verse ii. 35 221 221
Three merry Boys came out 220 220
Three merry Lads met at the Rose 143 143
’Tis not the Silver nor Gold 109 115 115
To friend and to foe 38 23 23
Tobacco that is wither’d quite 16 26 26
Tom and Will were Shepherd 149 149
Upon a certain time 146 Rb
Upon a Summer’s day 148 230
Wake all you Dead, what ho! 151 151
Walking abroad in the m. 76 81 81
We Seamen are the honest boys 152 162 162
What an Ass is he, Waits, &c. ii. 90 273 273
What Fortune had I, poor Maid ii. 152 341 341
What is that you call a Maid. ii. 68 249 249
What though the ill times do run 116 124 124
What though the times produce 161 Rd
When blind god Cupid, all in an ii. 2 188 188
When first Mardike was made 4 12 12
When first the Scottishwar 89 93 93
When I a Lady do intend to flatter ii. 158 348 348
When I do travel in the night ii. 73 255 255
When I’se came first to London ii. 133 323 323
When Phœbus had drest ii. 69 250 250
When the chill Charokoe blows 155 164 164
White bears have lately come 149 159 159
Why should a man care ii. 146 337 337
Why should we boast of Arthur ii. 122 309 309
Why should we not laugh ii. 136 326 326
Will you hear a strange thing 53 62 62
You Gods, that rule upon ii. 21 233
You talk of New England ii. 84 266 266
You that in love do mean to sport ii. 22 235

First Lines of the “Antidote” Songs: Given in this Volume (and not in M. D. C.).
[Present Reprint,] Page
A Man of Wales, a little before Easter 157
An old house end 153
Bring out the [c]old Chyne 146
Come, come away to the Tavern, I say 150
Come hither, thou merriest of all the Nine 133
Come, let us cast dice who shall drink 151
Drink, drink, all you that think 158
Fly boy, fly boy, to the cellar’s bottom 157
Good Symon, how comes it 154
Hang Sorrow, and cast away Care 152
Hang the Presbyter’s Gill 144
He that a Tinker, a tinker will be 52
In love? away! you do me wrong 147
I’s not come here to tauke of Prut 141
Jog on, jog on the foot-path-way 156
Let’s cast away Care 152
Mongst all the pleasant juices 150
My Lady and her Maid 152
Never let a man take heavily 151
Not drunken nor sober 113
Of all the birds that ever I see 155
Old Poets Hypocrin admire 143
Once I a curious eye did fix 139
The parcht earth drinks the rain 157
The wit hath long beholden been 135
There was an old man at Walton Cross 151
This Ale, my bonny lads 155
’Tis Wine that inspires 145
Welcome, welcome, again to thy wit 159
What are we met? Come, let’s see 156
Why should we boast of Arthur 129
Wilt thou be fat? I’ll tell thee how 154
Wilt thou lend me thy mare 153
With an old song made by an old a. p. 125
You merry Poets, old boyes 149
Your mare is lame, she halts outright 153

Here the Editor closes his willing toil, (after having added a Table of First Lines, and a Finale,) and offers a completed work to the friendly acceptance of Readers. They are no vague abstractions to him, but a crowd of well-distinguished faces, many among them being renowned scholars and genial critics. To approach them at all might be deemed temerity, were it not that such men are the least to be feared by an honest worker. On the other hand, it were easy for ill-natured persons to insinuate accusations against any one who meddles with Re-prints of Facetiæ. Blots and stains are upon such old books, which he has made no attempt to disguise or palliate. Let them bear their own blame. There are dullards and bigots in the world, nevertheless, who decry all antiquarian and historical research. A defence is unnecessary: “Let them rave!”
Fama di loro il mondo esser non lassa, Misericordia e giustizia gli sdegna, Non ragioniam di lor, ma guarda e passa.
He thanks those who heartily welcomed the earlier Volumes, and trusts that no unworthy successor is to be found in the present Conclusion, which holds many rare verses. Hereafter may ensue another meeting. Our olden Dramatists and Poets open their cellars, full of such vintage as Dan Phœbus had warmed. Leaving these “Drolleries of the Restoration” behind him, as a Nest-Egg, the Editor bids his Readers cheerfully
FAREWELL!

