LIST OF DRAWINGS
Reading edition
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They call it "Fame"1Man and Wife37
Maestros: The Impressive3Speechmakers: The Faithful Old
Maestros: The Unemotional5Dog39
Maestros: The Sentimental7Speechmakers: The Worm41
The Winter Vest9Twins43
The Man who Won a Motor-car11Platonic45
The Accompanist who did her Best13All this for 3d., 6d., and 1/-47
The Potter-about-the-hall-all-The Missed Putt49
day Person15The Man who only wanted Two
The Grumble-at-the-food-and-Halfpennies for a Penny51
everything-else-Person17Psychic: Gloom53
"I Remember in 1870——"19Lost—a Pekinese Dog55
The Temper21Dancers and Dances: Spanish57
Genuine Antiques23Dancers and Dances: American59
Sights up in Town25Dancers and Dances: Oriental61
Sights down in the Country27The Public Library63
Little Tich29Merely a Matter of Seconds65
The Blue31A Heart to Heart Talk67
Preparations for a Great Offensive32, 33How I Won the Marathon69
Garçon!3599° in the Shade71
The drawings contained in this book originally appeared, with some exceptions, in "The Sketch," "London Opinion," "The Graphic," "The Bystander," "Printer's Pie" and "Illustrated Sporting and Dramatic News." The author is indebted to the proprietors of these journals for permission to issue them in this volume.
THEY CALL IT "FAME"
MAESTROS I. The Impressive: Rachmaninoff's "Prelude"
MAESTROS II. The Unemotional: Bach's "Italian Fugue"
MAESTROS III. The Sentimental: A Chopin Nocturne
STUDIES OF A RESPECTABLE MIDDLE-AGED GENTLEMAN WEARING A NEW WINTER VEST FOR THE FIRST TIME
THE MAN WHO WON A MOTOR-CAR
THE ACCOMPANIST WHO DID HER BEST
HOTEL HOGS The potter-about-the-hall-all-day-and-watch-the-new-arrivals person
HOTEL HOGS The grumble-at-the-food-and-everything-else person
"I REMEMBER IN 1870——" London clubmen in war-time parading for practice in writing to the papers
THE TEMPER
The Goblets
GENUINE ANTIQUES
SIGHTS UP IN TOWN
SIGHTS DOWN IN THE COUNTRY
LITTLE TICH
THE BLUE
PREPARATIONS FOR—
—A GREAT OFFENSIVE
"GARÇON!"
MAN AND WIFE
SPEECHES AND THEIR MAKERS The Faithful Old Dog
SPEECHES AND THEIR MAKERS The Worm
TWINS
PLATONIC
ALL THIS FOR 3D., 6D., AND 1/-
THE MISSED PUTT
THE MAN WHO ONLY WANTED TWO HALFPENNIES FOR A PENNY
PSYCHIC
LOST—A PEKINESE DOG
DANCERS AND DANCES Spanish
DANCERS AND DANCES American
DANCERS AND DANCES Oriental
THE PUBLIC LIBRARY
MERELY A MATTER OF SECONDS
A HEART-TO-HEART TALK
HOW I WON THE MARATHON
99° IN THE SHADE
