THADY MALONE.

HURRAH for our tight little, bright little nation, The earth’s brightest jewel, the gem of the say; The garden of Europe, the flower of creation, Where no sarpints with legs or without them can stay. Were once we united Our wrongs should be righted And ours be the brightest of emerald isles, But still some intraygur, Or bastely renayger, Sells the pass on the cause just as victory smiles. Yet, no matter, we’ve planned A divarsion so grand That we’ll soon have the land altogether our own; And the rogue who’ll consent To contribute rack rint Will meet with the fate of old Thady Malone! The tailor refused to patch up his torn breeches, The cobbler declined to take charge of his soles, An’ though he was rowlin’ in ill-gotten riches, The heels of his stockin’s were nothin’ but holes, For his wife wint away On the very next day With his mother-in-law (though he didn’t mind that), An’ sisters and cousins Departed in dozens, Till there wasn’t a sowl in the place but the cat. Why, sorra a doubt, Sure, the fire it wint out An’ left him in cowld and in darkness to moan, Till he felt that the rint Had been badly ill-spint That wint to the landlord of Thady Malone! The praties grew mowldy and bad in the ridges, The mangolds an’ turnips got frosted an’ sour, In summer the cows were desthroyed with the midges, An’ the ass wint an’ drowned himself out in a shower. The sparrows, diminted, Grew quite discontinted, An’ wouldn’t remain in the cabin’s ould thatch; The pigs tuk to fittin’, An’ hins that were sittin’ Wint off upon thramp an’ deserted the hatch. A polis inspector, A taxes collector, Came out to protect him from kippeen or stone, An’ there now he’s stuck, Without hope, grace, or luck, Misfortunate, boycotted Thady Malone!