C COMPANY COOK
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“Do you want j-jam on it?” he’d say, Twirling a red moustache. We chaffed him over rations every day, “Say, is this tea or hash?” “Jim, tell us, do, Why you put sugar in the blooming stew.” “—And there’s a heap o’ coal in this—not half!...” To all our chaff “Do you want j-jam on it?” he’d say.