Note n — NONSENSE BOTANY.

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A A was an ant Who seldom stood still, And who made a nice house In the side of a hill. a Nice little ant! B B was a book With a binding of blue, And pictures and stories For me and for you. b Nice little book!

C C was a cat Who ran after a rat; But his courage did fail When she seized on his tail. c Crafty old cat! D D was a duck With spots on his back, Who lived in the water, And always said "Quack!" d Dear little duck!

E E was an elephant, Stately and wise: He had tusks and a trunk, And two queer little eyes. e Oh, what funny small eyes! F F was a fish Who was caught in a net; But he got out again, And is quite alive yet. f Lively young fish!

G G was a goat Who was spotted with brown: When he did not lie still He walked up and down. g Good little goat! H H was a hat Which was all on one side; Its crown was too high, And its brim was too wide. h Oh, what a hat!

I I was some ice So white and so nice, But which nobody tasted; And so it was wasted. i All that good ice! J J was a jackdaw Who hopped up and down In the principal street Of a neighboring town. j All through the town!

K K was a kite Which flew out of sight, Above houses so high, Quite into the sky. k Fly away, kite! L L was a light Which burned all the night, And lighted the gloom Of a very dark room. l Useful nice light!

M M was a mill Which stood on a hill, And turned round and round With a loud hummy sound. m Useful old mill! N N was a net Which was thrown in the sea To catch fish for dinner For you and for me. n Nice little net!

O O was an orange So yellow and round: When it fell off the tree, It fell down to the ground. o Down to the ground! P P was a pig, Who was not very big; But his tail was too curly, And that made him surly. p Cross little pig!

Q Q was a quail With a very short tail; And he fed upon corn In the evening and morn. q Quaint little quail! R R was a rabbit, Who had a bad habit Of eating the flowers In gardens and bowers. r Naughty fat rabbit!

S S was the sugar-tongs, Nippity-nee, To take up the sugar To put in our tea. s Nippity-nee! T T was a tortoise, All yellow and black: He walked slowly away, And he never came back. t Torty never came back!

U U was an urn All polished and bright, And full of hot water At noon and at night. u Useful old urn! V V was a villa Which stood on a hill, By the side of a river, And close to a mill. v Nice little villa!

W W was a whale With a very long tail, Whose movements were frantic Across the Atlantic. w Monstrous old whale! X X was King Xerxes, Who, more than all Turks, is Renowned for his fashion Of fury and passion. x Angry old Xerxes!

Y Y was a yew, Which flourished and grew By a quiet abode Near the side of a road. y Dark little yew! Z Z was some zinc, So shiny and bright, Which caused you to wink In the sun's merry light. z Beautiful zinc!